Lauric

Aha- jau paguvu! Tas tak ir viens ideju ģenerators! :) No ģelo govorit! :)

sm

kautkā tie amīši nemāk zaudēt. visu mēnesi bimbās?

Snow  

Iepēra tas amītis, kurš nezinādams, kā izpaust savas zaudētas balss sāpi, pēc vēlēšanām aizgāja uz Ground Zerro (to vietu, kur sagāzās lielās mājas) un nošāvās.

Viena optimista mazāk.

froztyz 

In light of your failure to make the correct decision in electing your President, thus showing you, to be unfit to govern yourselves, we hereby give you
notice of the revocation of your independence
effective as of Monday 15th November 2004.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume
monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and
other territories. Except Utah, which she doesn't much
fancy.

Your new Prime Minister, the Rt. Hon. Tony Blair
M.P., for the 97.85% of you unaware of the outside world, will appoint a Minister for America without the
need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated
in twelve months time to determine if any of you noticed.

To aid your transition into a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with
immediate effect:

1. All citizens are to look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. While there, check the
pronunciation guide for "aluminium" - this may be surprising for you. Generally attempt to raise your
vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up "vocabulary". Using the same 27 words interspersed with "like" and
"you know" is an unacceptable form of communication.
Look up "interspersed".

2. There is no such thing as "U.S. English". We will
let Microsoft know on your behalf.

3. Learn to distinguish British and Australian
accents. It's not difficult.

4. Hollywood will henceforth be required to
occasionally cast Englishmen as good guys.

5. Re-learn your original anthem, "God Save the
Queen". Please ensure that you have complied with the
first law before attempting this.

6. Stop playing American "football". There is only
one kind of "football". What you refer to as
"football" is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you
aware of a world outside of your borders may have
noticed that no one else plays it. Play proper
football instead; to start with get the girls to help
you - it is a difficult game. Those of you brave
enough will, eventually, be allowed to play rugby,
which is similar to American "football", but does not
involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or
wearing full Kevlar body armour like nancies.

7. Declare war on Quebec and France, using nukes if
they give you any merde. The 97.85% of you unaware of
the outside world should count yourselves lucky - the
Russians have never really been bad guys. "Merde" is
French for "sh*t".

8. 4th July is no longer a public holiday. 2nd
November will be the new national holiday.

9. American cars are hereby banned. They are crap;
it's for your own good. When we show you German cars
you'll understand.

10. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving
us crazy.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.

Carolyn Kay
MakeThemAccountable.com
Philosophical question: If a Bush commits a crime and no one hears about it, has a crime really been
committed?

froztyz 

kautkā tā ! patiesībā samērā nopietna kondīcija ar tai sekojošo nekordinēto un neadekvāto rīcību... vēl tagad īsti nevaru filmu salīmēt! :D